I ended up taking a lot of 3rd shift work at the resort during the end of my externship. Part of my contract specified that if a manager got a hold of me personally or via phone and asked me to work a shift, that I couldn't decline... even if I'd already worked a 16 hour day. I'm not saying that I hated this, but since the night shift had the most no-call-no-shows or other bullshit excuses, I often found myself working with little sleep and having to strain stocks at 4 in the morning.
The best part about night shift was the lack of supervision and the freedom to do things in any order I thought would be the most efficient. I was always looking for ways to get done faster, especially if room service was picking up due to high occupancy. The night shift person was responsible for staff meal for about 35 people, mainly security, night cleaners, and over night bakers/pastry cooks. You had to strain and cool all stocks, prep anything the executive sous dropped onto your plate, handle room service, grind meat for the butcher, and set up breakfast for the 175 seat dining room.
Breakfast prep for the dining room entailed breaking down a few cases of eggs for omelets, dicing and par-steaming potatoes, setting up bacon, sausage links, and patties, cooking steelcut Irish oatmeal, clarifying butter, and getting all of the ovens, flattops, etc. hot for morning service.
One morning I had gotten towards the end of my shift at 7 am, when I went to light the old school flattop on the line. It was an old model, and the pilot was about eight inches to a foot under the griddle. You'd light a wooden skewer to light the pilot, and turn the gas to light the damned thing. This morning was different. As I got on my knees and lit the skewer, I reached under the griddle and triggered and enormous blast of flame that engulfed my head briefly. I immediately shut my eyes and hit the ground.
Apparently, one of the nightcleaners had used the stove as a ladder to reach the hoods earlier that morning and had turned the gas on slightly with their boot, much to my dismay. I lost a few eyelashes, curled my eyebrows, and burnt off part of my sideburns. To this day I have difficulty growing hair where my ears meet my beard. I also looked sunburnt for about a week.
So the first cook comes in, an old asian dude that rocked the omelet station as if he was twenty years younger. With one look at me, all he says is,
"That's why I don't light the pilot anymore."
Go figure. Now I always let someone else deal with pilots and gas first until I'm comfortable with the machine or conduit in question. I saw a chef friend of mine once light an easy release hose on his fryer on an open burner by accident on his line. He set his sleeve on fire and it looked like a flame thrower until the grill cook closed the release valve. Scary, scary stuff to see.
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Friday, October 28, 2011
Thursday, October 27, 2011
Arizona Stories, Best Kitchen Mispelling
Manually keyed into Micros by a server for a special:
Frog Raaaaa!
At the time, I didn't get it until I said it out loud. For the longest time I had the ticket taped to an old notebook, now missing.
Frog Raaaaa!
At the time, I didn't get it until I said it out loud. For the longest time I had the ticket taped to an old notebook, now missing.
Thursday, October 13, 2011
Arizona Stories, A Request
An old Chef of mine (I'll call him Monroe) from Phoenix wanted to hear a story about our old Executive Chef J. Now Monroe really wasn't too keen on J's rules and general Boy Scoutedness. There's a few key things for you to know about Chef J to make this post make sense. So let me give you some background.
Chef J (and our head steward) used to search the employee housing weekly (where I lived) to ensure the interns and/or current residents were living to code. Heck, we weren't allowed to have food in our rooms, all meals were supposed to be eaten at the resort or somewhere on the town. Which sucked. One day he stole the vanilla wafer cookies I had hidden in my sock drawer. Swear to God. Never got written up for it, but the empty package was in the trash... With no cookies!
With that I decided a prank was in order.
Our fearless cookie thieving leader also had stickers of his face made to put on the tops of the spice rub jars the resort sold and/or gave away as amenities. With a small distraction from an unnamed intern I was able to lift a roll of the stickers. Good thing the statute of limitations is over in this epic crime of mine. Later, I went back to the employee housing and proceeded to hang out with a coworker in their room. After some drinking, the coworker decided to run some laundry. I was still in the room, and made it to the restroom. I quickly turned off the water valve and flushed the toilet to drain the tank. I then dried off the bowl with a wad of Kleenex and stuck a bunch of stickers (of Chef J's head) to the bottom. I then turned the water valves back on and walked out of the washroom.
The epic part of the plan was this was one of the last nights the neighbor was in town. They ran a shorter internship.
And after they were gone, the chef had to inspect their room with the head steward.
Word is the head steward caught the prank only after he'd used the facilities. And he was the one that had to scrape the stickers off of the basin.
And that's what you get for stealing my cookies, jerks.
Chef J (and our head steward) used to search the employee housing weekly (where I lived) to ensure the interns and/or current residents were living to code. Heck, we weren't allowed to have food in our rooms, all meals were supposed to be eaten at the resort or somewhere on the town. Which sucked. One day he stole the vanilla wafer cookies I had hidden in my sock drawer. Swear to God. Never got written up for it, but the empty package was in the trash... With no cookies!
With that I decided a prank was in order.
Our fearless cookie thieving leader also had stickers of his face made to put on the tops of the spice rub jars the resort sold and/or gave away as amenities. With a small distraction from an unnamed intern I was able to lift a roll of the stickers. Good thing the statute of limitations is over in this epic crime of mine. Later, I went back to the employee housing and proceeded to hang out with a coworker in their room. After some drinking, the coworker decided to run some laundry. I was still in the room, and made it to the restroom. I quickly turned off the water valve and flushed the toilet to drain the tank. I then dried off the bowl with a wad of Kleenex and stuck a bunch of stickers (of Chef J's head) to the bottom. I then turned the water valves back on and walked out of the washroom.
The epic part of the plan was this was one of the last nights the neighbor was in town. They ran a shorter internship.
And after they were gone, the chef had to inspect their room with the head steward.
Word is the head steward caught the prank only after he'd used the facilities. And he was the one that had to scrape the stickers off of the basin.
And that's what you get for stealing my cookies, jerks.
Tuesday, October 11, 2011
Arizona Stories, The Ballad of Lonely Bob
I used to work for a five starred, five Mobile Diamond resort on the west side of Phoenix. It seems to be the source of most of the stories I retell over and over (much to my wife, family & friend's dismay). I'd like to share a few of these choice gems that I've been polishing, as most of you won't get the chance to hear them in person. And if you have heard them in person, well, quit whining. I'll write about you next.
The property was huge, including three professionally designed golf courses, an incredible spa, a killer pool, over 365 rooms, three high end restaurants led by an ex-White House chef, and had a considerably large area to house workers and interns. I was one of the latter during my internship from Kendall College. I worked through every kitchen and station I could over two seasons, eventually working in their four star, four diamond ode to Southwestern cuisine. We did everything from scratch. We made our own bread, desserts, butchered only prime meats, and carried the biggest chip on our shoulders for doing this on a day-to-day high volume basis.
I saw an extremely large number of cooks flow though the line over a short period of time though those two seasons. One of those I shall call "Lonely Bob". We named him this because there were too many Bob's. I should know, I was one of them. My nickname was (still is) Shaky or Shakes. I drink a lot of caffiene. Lonely Bob got dumped by his girlfriend for a fellow cook. Thus the lonely moniker. Well, to put it kindly, Lonely Bob sucked. Royally. The culinary school he'd applied to said that he needed atleast a year's professional experience before they'd let him into their program, and they set him up with us.
Good 'ol Lonely quickly found himself on night shift duty. It was the consumate bitch shift, 7 pm to 7 am. The job entailed a few key tasks; to strain and cool the stocks, perform general prep, grind butcher scraps, set up breakfast for the main dining room, and to cook employee meal for the the night cleaners, bakery, & security staff. Two days in, the night cleaners logged a formal complaint. He'd marinated chicken in raw white vinegar and then cooked it with peppers, calling it chicken fajitas. I swear every time a hispanic person walked by him they muttered a death threat under their breath.
The evening before Thanksgiving, Lonely was given the task of cooking turkeys for the next morning. He was told by the Executive Sous to cook 8 turkeys to 135 degrees, and to set them up in a closed door speed rack with 6 sternos on a sheet pan on the bottom to keep them warm for the next morning, when they'd be brought up to temp before lunch service.
For those of you who don't know how sternos work, they're the little cans of gelled, napalm heat that are placed under pans on buffet lines. When lit, they burn blue flame. They're effing hot. Well, good old Bobby has never used them before, and interpreting the directions literally, takes the gel out of the cans with a spatula and smears the goo onto the oversized cookie sheet. He puts it on the bottom, lights the pan, shuts the door, AND WALKS AWAY. Now usually only a small surface area burns with these things. He's multiplied this over tenfold.
Long story short. my friend, a night baker comes out of the pastry shop and sees flames licking the outside of the cart. Wide eyed, she runs to the dish area, grabs a mop & bucket, uses the butt end of the mop to open the cart's latch, and throws the dirty mop water over the fire frantically.
All of the turkey's were ruined. Blackened by Metallica comes to mind. I remember the smell vividly as I walked into the kitchen for my morning shift.
Lonely had burnt a hole through the sheet pan. No shit.
We had run to Safeway for more turkeys. Lonely didn't last much longer after that.
The property was huge, including three professionally designed golf courses, an incredible spa, a killer pool, over 365 rooms, three high end restaurants led by an ex-White House chef, and had a considerably large area to house workers and interns. I was one of the latter during my internship from Kendall College. I worked through every kitchen and station I could over two seasons, eventually working in their four star, four diamond ode to Southwestern cuisine. We did everything from scratch. We made our own bread, desserts, butchered only prime meats, and carried the biggest chip on our shoulders for doing this on a day-to-day high volume basis.
I saw an extremely large number of cooks flow though the line over a short period of time though those two seasons. One of those I shall call "Lonely Bob". We named him this because there were too many Bob's. I should know, I was one of them. My nickname was (still is) Shaky or Shakes. I drink a lot of caffiene. Lonely Bob got dumped by his girlfriend for a fellow cook. Thus the lonely moniker. Well, to put it kindly, Lonely Bob sucked. Royally. The culinary school he'd applied to said that he needed atleast a year's professional experience before they'd let him into their program, and they set him up with us.
Good 'ol Lonely quickly found himself on night shift duty. It was the consumate bitch shift, 7 pm to 7 am. The job entailed a few key tasks; to strain and cool the stocks, perform general prep, grind butcher scraps, set up breakfast for the main dining room, and to cook employee meal for the the night cleaners, bakery, & security staff. Two days in, the night cleaners logged a formal complaint. He'd marinated chicken in raw white vinegar and then cooked it with peppers, calling it chicken fajitas. I swear every time a hispanic person walked by him they muttered a death threat under their breath.
The evening before Thanksgiving, Lonely was given the task of cooking turkeys for the next morning. He was told by the Executive Sous to cook 8 turkeys to 135 degrees, and to set them up in a closed door speed rack with 6 sternos on a sheet pan on the bottom to keep them warm for the next morning, when they'd be brought up to temp before lunch service.
For those of you who don't know how sternos work, they're the little cans of gelled, napalm heat that are placed under pans on buffet lines. When lit, they burn blue flame. They're effing hot. Well, good old Bobby has never used them before, and interpreting the directions literally, takes the gel out of the cans with a spatula and smears the goo onto the oversized cookie sheet. He puts it on the bottom, lights the pan, shuts the door, AND WALKS AWAY. Now usually only a small surface area burns with these things. He's multiplied this over tenfold.
Long story short. my friend, a night baker comes out of the pastry shop and sees flames licking the outside of the cart. Wide eyed, she runs to the dish area, grabs a mop & bucket, uses the butt end of the mop to open the cart's latch, and throws the dirty mop water over the fire frantically.
All of the turkey's were ruined. Blackened by Metallica comes to mind. I remember the smell vividly as I walked into the kitchen for my morning shift.
Lonely had burnt a hole through the sheet pan. No shit.
We had run to Safeway for more turkeys. Lonely didn't last much longer after that.
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